[verse]
A#m F# C# C# G#/C
Heya Tom, it's Bob... from the office down the hall
A#m F# G# C#/G# G#
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
F#dim7
Things have been OK for me
A#m A#m7/G# D#7/G
except that I'm a zombie now
G#
I really wish you'd let us in
F# C# F7 A#m (C#)
Think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
F# C# F7 A#m (C#)
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
F#
But here's an FYI:
F#m
You're all gonna die screaming
[chorus]
C# C# G# G# F# F# G# G#
All we want to do is eat your brains
C# C# G# G# F#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
C# C# G# G# F# F# G# G#
All we want to do is eat your brains
A#m A#m Fm Fm F#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
F# C# D#m7
If you open up the doors
F# C# F# G#
We'll all come inside and eat your
C#
brains
[verse]
A#m F# C# G#/C
I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
A#m F# G# C#/G# G#
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
F#dim7
Maybe that's OK for now but
A#m A#m7/G# D#7/G
someday you'll be out of food and guns
G#
And then you'll have to make the call
F# C# F7 A#m (C#)
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
F# C# F7 A#m (C#)
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
F#
But Tom, that's what I do,
F#m
and I plan on eating you slowly
[chorus]
C# C# G# G# F# F# G# G#
All we want to do is eat your brains
C# C# G# G# F#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
C# C# G# G# F# F# G# G#
All we want to do is eat your brains
A#m A#m Fm Fm F#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
F# C# D#m7
If you open up the doors
F# C# F# G#
We'll all come inside and eat your
C#
brains
[bridge]
E G#dim7 D
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
Dm A
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
E G#dim7 F#m
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
C#
I guess I am
[solo]
C# C# | G# G#
F# F# | G# G#
C# C# | G# G#
F#
C# C# | G# G#
F# F# | G# G#
A#m A#m | Fm Fm
F# A#m
[verse]
A#m F# C# G#/C
I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
A#m F# G# C#/G# G#
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
F#dim7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my
A#m A#m7/G# D#7/G
colleagues who were chewing on the doors
G#
I guess we'll table this for now
F# C# F7 A#m (C#)
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
F# C# F7 A#m (C#)
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell
F#
And we'll put this thing to bed
F#m
When I bash your head open
[chorus]
C# C# G# G# F# F# G# G#
All we want to do is eat your brains
C# C# G# G# F#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
C# C# G# G# F# F# G# G#
All we want to do is eat your brains
A#m A#m Fm Fm F#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
F# C# D#m7
If you open up the doors
F# C# F# G#
We'll all come inside and eat your
C# C#sus4 C#
brains